Project Status Tee — "Don't Ask... But It Does Run" Engineering Humor T-Shirt

A soft, breathable tee made for hands-on makers and late-night problem solvers. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette tidy, while the lightweight Airlume cotton makes it easy to wear under a jacket or across a workbench. Front chest text offers a deadpan, wry note; the back shows a distressed, checklist-style graphic that reads like the status report of a stubborn project — a little chaotic, strangely proud. Wear it to workshops, garage nights, build marathons, or when you need a shirt that nods to the messy, creative side of making things work.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft feel
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention and a neat neckline
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- DTF/DTG printed designs giving crisp sleeve and label details with vibrant color options
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas sourcing; Fair Labor Association & WRAP credentials)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean